What is your salad dressing of choice?
Ranch, motherfucker.

What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
Atmosphere-wise, probably Denny's 'cause I can smoke in there (for now. Fucking anti-smoking laws.)

What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
Anything with artificial bannana flavor (I am a fucking mutant. I know)

What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Pepperoni, Mushrooms and Olives.

TECHNOLOGY*
How many TVs do you have? (FIX'D)
I personally own 1. There are 5 in my home though.


What color cell phone do you have?
Blue, naturally.

How many computers?
I -technically- own 2 laptops. One is not in working order (fucking backlight burned out).


BIOLOGY*

Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right handed.

Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Surgically? No. I've never even had a tooth pulled.


What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A fridge at work, by myself because I'm apparently hardcore.

Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
Yes. This one time, when I was a kid (and therefore retarded), I was balancing on top of a basketball, and holding onto the wall. I let go of the wall because I wanted to see how long I could keep my balance without it. The answer was: A fraction of a fucking second. Long story short, my head bounced off the floor and I blacked out for an unknown amount of time (Protip: follow my example, and do shit like this when you're home alone kids.)

POSSIBILITOLOGY

If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
I'm not afraid of death. We are all dying right now. We've been dying since we were born. It doesn't matter.

If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Aubrey!

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
No. Fuck mouth burning.

PERSONALOLOGY

How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
None. I despise flip flops.

Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
When a friend got pulled over and I was in the car, I guess. The cops usually don't catch me.
-deadsrs-

Last person you talked to?
My older sister before falling asleep.

Last person you hugged?
Mom.

FAVORITOLOGY
Season?
Autumn.

Holiday?
Halloween.

Day of the week?
Friday. My usual day off work, and usually when I go out.

Month?
I don't have one.

CURRENTOLOGY

Missing someone?
A little bit, but I'm denying it.

Mood?
Confusion.

What are you listening to?
The TV.

Watching?
I'm not really watching it, but VH1 is on.

Worrying about?
My out of control moods.

RANDOMOLOGY*

First place you went this morning?
Nowhere. I haven't left the couch yet.

What's the last movie you saw?
I don't know.

Do you smile often?
No. I guess that makes people think I'm sad or a bitch, but I don't really care. I don't waste emotion on people who haven't proven themselves worth it.

CURIOSITOLOGY

Do you always answer your phone?
No. I screen people all the time.

Its four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?
Maybe Patti?

If you could change your eye color what would it be?
I wouldn't. They are an awesome gray-green that shift between super green and super blue depending on what I'm wearing.

What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic?
We don't have one. I think we're getting one, though.

Do you own a digital camera?
Yeah, it's a piece of shit and overexposes EVERYTHING. Fucking Nikon. I TRUUUUSSSSTTEEEDDDD YOUUUUUUUUU.

Have you ever had a pet fish?
His name was Kyo. He was a dragon eel. He was hideous and bad ass and I cried when he died from dropsy. I cannot find dragon eels around here anymore.

What's on your wish list for your birthday?
I hate my birthday.

Can you do push ups?
I can, but I usually dont.

Can you do a chin up?
No.

Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
I don't care.

Do you have any saved texts?
I used to, but sometimes keeping that kind of stuff hurts more that deleting it. Especially when it's something that used to make you happy from someone you can't have.

Ever been in a car wreck?
Kinda.

Do you have an accent?
I try my damndest not to.

What is the last song to make you cry?
It was actually an instrumental from a Final Fantasy game (I know, I'm a fucking nerd. STFU.). I don't know if the translated title is the same as the english title, because I have the Japanese version of the soundtrack for some retarded reason.

When was the last time you cried?
Last night, in the shower. It's easier to cry in there, because I always take rediculously hot showers, and my face is all reddish when I get out anyway.

Plans tonight?
Work.

Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
Naturally.

Name 3 things you bought yesterday?
Contact Solution
Diet Cherry Dr. Pepper
Starbucks Coffee.

Have you ever been given roses?
I was given one rose, once.

I was given a carnation by someone I was stupid enough to love.

and I think that's it for flowers.

Current hate right now?
A certain girl.

Met someone who changed your life?
Yes. It's not always for the better.

How did you bring in the new year?
Sleeping. Staying up til midnight in the name of tradition? Fuck that noise.

What song represents you?
There are a LOT actually. I'll list a few that appeal to me, lyrically and I feel represent my thought process.

"Oh Well" -- Fiona Apple
"Fragile" -- Kerli
"Fuck was I" -- Jenny Owen Youngs (saddest song EVER. I baaaaaw 90% of the time I hear it. I definitely recomend it!)
"Little Apple Girl" -- Ultimate Fakebook (Also a very very good song. It will get stuck in your head)
"Paper Bag" -- Fiona Apple
"Smile" -- Lily Allen
"About a Girl" -- Nirvana
"Creep" -- Radiohead
"On The Edge" -- Tokio Hotel
"Breaking up the Girl" , "It's all over but the crying", and "Only happy when it rains" -- Garbage
"Escape" -- Muse (Who I totally liked before it was cool to.)

That's all for now.


Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
No. I've said this in other surveys, but I'd invariably fuck up immensely and I'd come back to this time being overrun by dinosaurs or some shit.

Will you be in a relationship 4 months from now?
I'd hope so, but I wouldn't bet on it. I'm usually alone.

Does anyone love you?
I don't know, really.

Would you be a pirate?
Maybe. Scurvy is a bitch

What songs do you sing in the shower?
I don't sing in the shower.

Ever had someone sing to you?
Yes. The last time it happened was my last birthday (so almost a year ago). My friends and I stopped in to Target to pick up some soda and candy to smuggle into the movie theatre (we were seeing that one movie about the demon kid... uhhhh WHAT was it called? All I know is that is came out on my birthday. Was it the unborn? Something like that... anyway, I digress), I happened to walk past Brian, who knew it was my birthday, and out of fucking nowhere, he just like... rapped a birthday song at me. I simultaneously was like "BLUSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHH" and laughing my ass off.

Do you like to cuddle?
Secret: I come across all tough as nails and bitchy, but I'm a cuddler.

Have you held hands with anyone today?
Nope.

Who was the last person you took a picture of?
Myself. -not a camwhore-

What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?
HOLY SHIT. I THINK IT WAS SPICE GIRLS. I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING.

Do you believe in staying close with your ex's?
No. My relationships end BADDDDDLLLY. I could never stay friends.

Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
Old, I guess. By my standards, anyway. I'm not big on making new friends, actually. I'm hard to become friends with, as any of my current friends can attest.

Do you like pulpy orange juice?
NO. GET THAT SHIT OUT OF MY FUCKING JUICE. D:<

What is something your friends make fun of you for?
I actually do most of the making fun... haha.

Have you ever ridden on an elephant?
Yep. When I was a kid, my sisters and cousins and I all got to ride an elephant at the circus. I believe it took a huge shit while we were on it. Also, it was not all leathery-feeling like you'd think. It was hairy and bristly. Like riding a fucking toothbrush. (haha, gross. Mental picture).

What are you saving your money up for right now?
A PS3~

When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly?
at least a month or so ago.

What song(s) do you want played at your funeral?
I don't care. It's not like I'll have any control over it. My mom will probably mastermind the whole procedure.

What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Not sleeping, much to my chagrin.